Behold the genius that is the Pop-Button House. One button, could not be simpler, right? Normally it takes WEEKS of BACK-BREAKING LABOR to build an excellent house, but this is only 90 SECONDS and takes only AN ERG OR TWO of energy to build (with one fingertip). Come on you haters. Who would refuse such a house? It’s also modestly priced, only about $175,000. You only need a roof, and for that any old barn or shed will do.
If you are a coffee lover, this is obviously the house of your dreams. The bed is hard like concrete, but it is not for sleeping—it’s a house of coffee, after all! Multiple espresso makers can handle a large crowd of people, which is why the house expands, to hold so many multitudes of caffeinated humans. They’re not high on life! They’re high on caffeine and probably a little bit of high-quality blow, judging by that crowd. It’s a triumph of efficiency and clean design.
The genius who created this is to be saluted. He deserves the Pritzker. Thank god for him, because he really shows the rest of us the way. All you haters only dream of having one-one-thousandth of the talent this man has in his tiniest toe.
Bravo, Push Button House! Bravo, humanity!








